The Republic of Tsuen Kwai Tsing is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by William Ling with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 979 million Tsueners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsuen Wan. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsuenian economy, worth 121 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,495 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuen Kwai Tsing's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsuen Kwai Tsing is ranked 7,367^th in the world and 361^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.